The Bernie Mac Show – Schedule

Schedule

  • Monday, May 29th
    5:00 PM
    Road To Tradition
    TV-PG L
    Bernie sets out to give the kids a traditional Christmas, but when Vanessa, Bryana and Jordan show more interest in receiving gifts than participating in holiday activities, an angered Bernie declares that Christmas has been cancelled.
  • Monday, May 29th
    5:30 PM
    Laughing Matters
    TV-PG L
    Bernie's bid at becoming a serious dramatic actor is torpedoed when people start laughing at his performance.
  • Monday, May 29th
    8:00 PM
    Nerdy Mac
    TV-PG D, L
    As Halloween approaches, Bernie and Wanda transfer Bryana to Jordan's school after she does poorly in state standardized testing. Jordan discovers that everyone thinks he's a nerd.
  • Monday, May 29th
    8:30 PM
    Stone Nuts
    TV-PG D, L
    One of Wanda's friends tells Bernie that Wanda wants a diamond for her birthday. Bernie shows Jordan the ins-and-outs of poker.
  • Tuesday, May 30th
    5:00 PM
    Hair Jordan
    TV-PG L
    Bernie takes Jordan to the barbershop to observe other African-American guys and learn how to be a man. Unfortunately, Jordan repeats something Bernie had said about Earl, the barber.
  • Tuesday, May 30th
    5:30 PM
    Love Bug
    TV-PG L
    When Vanessa gets a boyfriend, Bernie disapproves - until the boyfriend takes an interest in getting Jordan involved in sports and all things "old school."
  • Tuesday, May 30th
    8:00 PM
    Jack And Jacquline
    TV-PG D, L
    When Bernie grows worried about Vanessa's choice of friends, he enrolls her and the kids in an organization dedicated to the enrichment of African-American youth. But his initial optimism evaporates after Vanessa gets arrested for shoplifting.
  • Tuesday, May 30th
    8:30 PM
    Manchild In Vanessa Land
    TV-PG D, L
    Bernie is charmed by Vanessa's boyfriend - until he discovers the boy is raising a baby.
  • Wednesday, May 31st
    5:00 PM
    It's A Wonderful Wife
    TV-PG L
    Wanda quits her job when a co-worker is promoted over her, but her presence in the house distracts Bernie as he prepares comedy material for an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show; Jordan arranges for boys to have access to Vanessa.
  • Wednesday, May 31st
    5:30 PM
    Family Reunion
    TV-PG L
    Bernie looks forward to a family reunion, but when his relatives get on his nerves, he's happy to return home - only to discover that his relatives have come to the house for a "reunion after-party."
  • Wednesday, May 31st
    8:00 PM
    You Don't Know Squad
    TV-PG D, L
    Vanessa is chosen for the high school's spirit squad, but Bernie is shocked by the team's risque dance routine. Jordan joins Junior Achievement and enlists cute girls to help sell his product.
  • Wednesday, May 31st
    8:30 PM
    You Got Served
    TV-PG D, L
    When a little girl injures her arm during Bryana's birthday party, Bernie finds himself facing a lawsuit - and being labeled a negligent parent.