The Bernie Mac Show – Schedule

Schedule

  • Monday, July 24th
    5:00 PM
    Fumes Of D
    TV-PG D, L
    After Bernie bonds with Vanessa's friend from Chicago, Vanessa extends an olive branch in an effort to mend fences with her uncle.
  • Monday, July 24th
    5:30 PM
    Fantasy Football
    TV-PG
    Bernie and Jordan join forces to play fantasy football. Bryana takes an interest in applying makeup after Vanessa throws a makeup party for her friends.
  • Monday, July 24th
    8:00 PM
    Hair Jordan
    TV-PG L
    Bernie takes Jordan to the barbershop to observe other African-American guys and learn how to be a man. Unfortunately, Jordan repeats something Bernie had said about Earl, the barber.
  • Monday, July 24th
    8:30 PM
    Love Bug
    TV-PG L
    When Vanessa gets a boyfriend, Bernie disapproves - until the boyfriend takes an interest in getting Jordan involved in sports and all things "old school."
  • Tuesday, July 25th
    5:00 PM
    An Exercise In Fertility Part 1
    TV-14 D, L, S
    Bernie grows increasingly frustrated as Wanda's efforts to conceive fail time and again.
  • Tuesday, July 25th
    5:30 PM
    An Exercise In Fertility Part 2
    TV-14 D, L, S
    When Wanda's pregnancy test comes back positive, the kids grow convinced that they're going to be replaced once the baby is born.
  • Tuesday, July 25th
    8:00 PM
    It's A Wonderful Wife
    TV-PG L
    Wanda quits her job when a co-worker is promoted over her, but her presence in the house distracts Bernie as he prepares comedy material for an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show; Jordan arranges for boys to have access to Vanessa.
  • Tuesday, July 25th
    8:30 PM
    Family Reunion
    TV-PG L
    Bernie looks forward to a family reunion, but when his relatives get on his nerves, he's happy to return home - only to discover that his relatives have come to the house for a "reunion after-party."
  • Wednesday, July 26th
    5:00 PM
    Bar Mitzvah Crashers
    TV-PG
    Jordan and a new Jewish friend begin crashing bar mitzvahs. Wanda and Vanessa play a joke on Bryana after she eavesdrops on conversations.
  • Wednesday, July 26th
    5:30 PM
    What Would Jason Do?
    TV-14 D
    Bernie tries to arrange for a devout Christian who has yet to lose his virginity to take Vanessa to the prom. A jealous Jordan resents Bryana after she injures herself playing soccer and is lavished with gifts.
  • Wednesday, July 26th
    8:00 PM
    Droobie Or Not Droobie
    TV-PG L
    Bernie plays an evil wizard in a movie featuring Bryana's favorite character, Droobie. When Bernie's character is mean to Droobie, Bryana thinks it's the real thing.
  • Wednesday, July 26th
    8:30 PM
    J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
    TV-PG L
    Father Cronin informs Bernie that Jordan has an incredible gift for spelling words, but when Jordan enters a spelling bee competition, he realizes his true passion is comedy. Vanessa videotapes the family for a school project.