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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Sin Cup
When Jordan declares that he's Jesus Christ, Bernie hopes to set him straight by forcing him to memorize the Bible. But Jordan gets revenge by convincing Bryana that Bernie's "sin cup" is full - prompting Bryana to destroy some of Bernie's cherished possessions.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Bernie and Wanda go to Wanda's boss' house for dinner, where Bernie finds he can't escape the kids' influence. Meanwhile, havoc erupts when Vanessa babysits Jordan and Bryana.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Magic Jordan
Bernie grows concerned when Jordan's obsession for magic tricks shifts to an obsession for Vanessa's friend. Bernie grows nostalgic for his first love.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Raging Election
When Bernie realizes that other parents play more than a small role in helping their kids with school projects, he decides to complete Jordan's latest assignment without his input. With some help from Bernie, Vanessa is elected class treasurer.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 L
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie is determined to make it to Las Vegas so he and his friends can watch a big boxing match. But a series of setbacks involving the kids threatens to disrupt his plans.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Pink Gold
Bernie's long-held grudge against joke thief, Chris Rock, boils to the surface when Bernie's agent gets the pair a spot on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Jordan takes measures to infect himself with pink eye when he discovers that Bryana gets to stay home from school.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Chess Wars
Bernie decides to employ the same strategy used in chess to control the kids, but when Jordan masters the game, he lays a trap and makes his uncle a target in a paintball tournament.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 D,L
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Incredible Bulk
Bernie decides to save money by shopping at a grocery store that sells food in bulk. But when he's unable to restrain his buying impulses, Wanda locks all the food in a shed, forcing Bernie to find a way in.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Maid Man
Bernie's new maid finds herself at the mercy of the kids - until Bernie gets wind of the situation and encourages her to launch a counterattack.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L,S
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Nut Job
When Bernie becomes disgusted with the kids and the way they waste their Saturdays, he makes Bryana sign up for soccer and Jordan join the Scouts - unaware of all the work.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L,S
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Meet The Grandparents
When Wanda's parents visit the Mac household, it doesn't take long for their behavior to irritate Bernie.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Other Sister
When Bernie's sister, Benita, drops by for a visit, Bernie is pleased to see her - until she begins usurping his role as parent.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L,S
12:00 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
For A Few Dollars More
When Bernie discovers that Jordan has never had a birthday party, he decides to make it a memorable one - only to discover that one of Jordan's classmates is having a birthday party on the same day, forcing Bernie to compete with the boy's spiteful father.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
12:30 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S3
Eye Of The Tiger
Bernie is overjoyed when Jordan joins the gymnastics team at school, but his enthusiasm vanishes when he finds out that Jordan is a ribbon twirler.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
1:00 PM
Wash, The
Wash, The
Mismatched roommates working at a car wash come together to rescue their boss from a couple of first-time kidnappers. If they don't settle their differences and get their boss back, the good times at "The Wash" will soon come to an end.Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Anthony Albano, Angell Conwell, Bruce Bruce
TV-14 D,L,S,V
3:00 PM
Dark Blue
Dark Blue
A veteran LAPD detective tutors his rookie partner in the realities of police intimidation and corruption as they investigate a high-profile homicide case.Kurt Russell, Ving Rhames, Scott Speedman, Brendan Gleeson, Kurupt, Michael Michele, Lolita Davidovich
TV-14 L,S,V
5:00 PM
Blue Hill Avenue
Blue Hill Avenue
First they became friends… then they became gangsters. Allen Payne and his crew fight to stay on top in a world of crime and corruption.Craig Ross Jr., Allen Payne, Angelle Brooks, Michael Taliferro
TV-14 D,L,S,V
8:00 PM
Scarface
Scarface
A Cuban immigrant from Castro's jails cuts a violent path of destruction on his way to the top of Miami's drug trade.Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Robert Loggia, Steven Bauer, Miriam Colon
TV-14 D,L,S,V
11:30 PM
Carlito's Way
Carlito's Way
A free man after years in prison, a gangster intends to give up his criminal ways, but it's not long before the ex-con is sucked back into the New York City underworld.Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller, Viggo Mortensen, John Leguizamo, Luis Guzman, Ingrid Rogers
TV-14 L,S,V
2:30 AM
Carlito's Way: Rise To Power
Carlito's Way: Rise To Power
A New York gangster forms an alliance with two criminals to become the most powerful drug kingpin in Spanish Harlem.Jay Hernandez, Mario Van Peebles, Luis Guzman, Sean Coombs
TV-14 D,L,S,V
4:30 AM
Mann & Wife S1
Mann's New Church
Toni wants to join a new church, which frustrates Lorraine and starts a tug-of-war with the family. DJ has tryouts at school, but Daniel's enthusiasm is too aggressive.David Mann, Tamela Mann, JoMarie Payton, Tony Rock
TV-PG D,L
5:00 AM
