FRI
05/16
SAT
05/17
SUN
05/18
MON
05/19
TUE
05/20
WED
05/21
THU
05/22
FRI
05/23
SAT
05/24
SUN
05/25
MON
05/26
TUE
05/27
WED
05/28
THU
05/29
6:00 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Some Church Bull...
Bernie takes the family to a church retreat after Wanda notices that everyone is drifting apart. Wanda tells Bernie she wants a child of her own.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
6:30 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Sorely Missed
Fearing that Bernie's sister will one day return to take the children away, Wanda tells Bernie she wants to officially adopt the kids.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L,S
7:00 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Fumes Of Détente
After Bernie bonds with Vanessa's friend from Chicago, Vanessa extends an olive branch in an effort to mend fences with her uncle.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
7:30 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

An Exercise In Fertility Part 1
Bernie grows increasingly frustrated as Wanda's efforts to conceive fail time and again.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 D,L,S
8:00 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

An Exercise In Fertility Part 2
When Wanda's pregnancy test comes back positive, the kids grow convinced that they're going to be replaced once the baby is born.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 D,L,S
8:30 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Fantasy Football
Bernie and Jordan join forces to play fantasy football. Bryana takes an interest in applying makeup after Vanessa throws a makeup party for her friends.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
9:00 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Jordan and a new Jewish friend begin crashing bar mitzvahs. Wanda and Vanessa play a joke on Bryana after she eavesdrops on conversations.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
9:30 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

What Would Jason Do?
Bernie tries to arrange for a devout Christian who has yet to lose his virginity to take Vanessa to the prom. A jealous Jordan resents Bryana after she injures herself playing soccer and is lavished with gifts.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
10:00 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Who's Your Mama?
Bryan helps Bernie while Wanda is away on a business trip; Jordan tries to convince his classmates he's got the best smile in the eighth grade. Girls at school tease Bryana about her flat chest.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
10:30 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Spinning Wheels
Complications ensue when Wanda's little sister, Valerie, throws Wanda a 1970's-themed skating party.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
11:00 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

It's Never As Bad As The First Time
Bernie is shocked to discover that Jordan is dating a cheerleader. In order to have some free time for herself, Wanda lets Bryana hang around Vanessa.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
11:30 AM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Growing Pains
Bernie and Wanda try to help Vanessa improve her SAT scores, but Vanessa seems more interested in working at the coffee shop. Jordan improves his physique.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
12:00 PM

The Bernie Mac Show S5

Bernie's Angels
After an electric shock sends him to a hospital, Bernie makes an effort to teach the children everything he knows. Bernie gets on Vanessa's nerves when he attempts to use his status as a celebrity to get her into Stanford.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
12:30 PM

The Bernie Mac Show S1

Pilot
Comedian, Bernie Mac, becomes guardian of his sister's three children, only to realize how much constant attention and love they need.
Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
1:00 PM

Love Don't Cost A Thing

Love Don't Cost A Thing
Highschool loser pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool.
Nick Cannon, Christina Milian, Jordan Burg
TV-PG D,L,S
3:03 PM

Akeelah And The Bee

Akeelah And The Bee
A gifted, precocious young girl from South Central L.A. enters various spelling contests against her mother's will.
Doug Atchison, Laurence Fishburne, Angela Bassett, Keke Palmer
TV-PG L
5:39 PM

All Eyez On Me

All Eyez On Me
Indomitable rapper and poet Tupac Shakur contends with social issues and a life of escalating danger as he pursues a career in the music industry.
Demetrius Shipp Jr., Danai Gurira, Kat Graham, Hill Harper, Keith Robinson, Clifton Powell, Cory Hardict
TV-14 D,L,S,V
8:42 PM

Dead Presidents

Dead Presidents
A Vietnam veteran finds himself drawn into a life of crime as he struggles to readjust to civilian life.
Larenz Tate, Keith David, Chris Tucker, Freddy Rodriguez, Rose Jackson, Terrence Howard
TV-14 D,L,V
11:17 PM

Brooklyn's Finest

Brooklyn's Finest
Three unconnected Brooklyn cops wind up at the same deadly location after enduring vastly different career paths.
Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke, Wesley Snipes
TV-14 D,L,S,V
1:53 AM

Biker Boyz

Biker Boyz
A son of the leader of a legendary group of an urban biker gang tries to retain his championship title.
Laurence Fishburne, Derek Luke, Orlando Jones
TV-PG D,L,V
4:00 AM

Mann & Wife S2

Empire State Of Mann
Michael falls in love. Terri's plans to attend college get derailed.
David Mann, Tamela Mann, JoMarie Payton, Tony Rock
TV-PG D,L
4:30 AM

Mann & Wife S2

Give That Mann A Stake
Lorraine loses a pearl necklace when the choir members come over for practice. After missing several date nights, Daniel is forced to take Toni on a date, which is actually a stakeout.
David Mann, Tamela Mann, JoMarie Payton, Tony Rock
TV-PG D,L
5:00 AM

Inspiration Ministries Campmeeting: