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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Sin Cup
When Jordan declares that he's Jesus Christ, Bernie hopes to set him straight by forcing him to memorize the Bible. But Jordan gets revenge by convincing Bryana that Bernie's "sin cup" is full - prompting Bryana to destroy some of Bernie's cherished possessions.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Bernie and Wanda go to Wanda's boss' house for dinner, where Bernie finds he can't escape the kids' influence. Meanwhile, havoc erupts when Vanessa babysits Jordan and Bryana.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Magic Jordan
Bernie grows concerned when Jordan's obsession for magic tricks shifts to an obsession for Vanessa's friend. Bernie grows nostalgic for his first love.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Raging Election
When Bernie realizes that other parents play more than a small role in helping their kids with school projects, he decides to complete Jordan's latest assignment without his input. With some help from Bernie, Vanessa is elected class treasurer.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 L
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie is determined to make it to Las Vegas so he and his friends can watch a big boxing match. But a series of setbacks involving the kids threatens to disrupt his plans.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Pink Gold
Bernie's long-held grudge against joke thief, Chris Rock, boils to the surface when Bernie's agent gets the pair a spot on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Jordan takes measures to infect himself with pink eye when he discovers that Bryana gets to stay home from school.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Chess Wars
Bernie decides to employ the same strategy used in chess to control the kids, but when Jordan masters the game, he lays a trap and makes his uncle a target in a paintball tournament.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 D,L
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Incredible Bulk
Bernie decides to save money by shopping at a grocery store that sells food in bulk. But when he's unable to restrain his buying impulses, Wanda locks all the food in a shed, forcing Bernie to find a way in.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Maid Man
Bernie's new maid finds herself at the mercy of the kids - until Bernie gets wind of the situation and encourages her to launch a counterattack.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L,S
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Nut Job
When Bernie becomes disgusted with the kids and the way they waste their Saturdays, he makes Bryana sign up for soccer and Jordan join the Scouts - unaware of all the work.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L,S
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Meet The Grandparents
When Wanda's parents visit the Mac household, it doesn't take long for their behavior to irritate Bernie.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Other Sister
When Bernie's sister, Benita, drops by for a visit, Bernie is pleased to see her - until she begins usurping his role as parent.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L,S
12:00 PM
Johnson S2
Old School
Greg lands a job at a middle school and has an instant connection with Principal Wanda. Keith and Jackee get to know each other over an afternoon picnic. Kevin doesn't get a warm welcome when Jarvis introduces him to Eugene at his Cigar Lounge.Deji LaRay, Thomas Q. Jones, Philip A. Smithey, Derrex Brady, D.L. Hughley
TV-14 D,L
12:30 PM
Johnson S2
Missed Understanding
Omar and Naomi have an intense discussion about organized religion. Keith is nervous when he has to meet Lil' Day Day at a sketchy music studio to collect payment. Greg and Wanda have a rendezvous at a local bar outside of work. Jarvis and Lisa's conflict comes to a breaking point.Deji LaRay, Thomas Q. Jones, Philip A. Smithey, Derrex Brady, D.L. Hughley
TV-14 L
1:00 PM
Crash
Crash
A group of strangers in Los Angeles with vastly separate lives physically and emotionally collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption.Don Cheadle, Terrence Howard, Sandra Bullock, Thandie Newton, Karina Arroyave, Tony Danza, Loretta Devine, Keith David, Ludacris, Larenz Tate, Paul Haggis
TV-14 D,L,S,V
3:30 PM
Most Wanted
Most Wanted
A decorated Desert Storm commando is convicted of killing a superior officer and is sentenced to die in a military prison until he is selected for a special covert "Black Sheep" unit.Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jon Voight, Paul Sorvino, Robert Culp
TV-14 L,V
5:30 PM
S.W.A.T.
S.W.A.T.
An imprisoned drug kingpin offers a huge cash reward to anyone that can break him out of police custody, and only the LAPD's Special Weapons and Tactics team can prevent it.Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez
TV-14 D,L,V
8:00 PM
Johnson S2
After Hours
Omar and Eugene take Caleb on a guys trip to the great outdoors which proves to be too much for Eugene to handle. Keith takes beautiful photographs of Jackee for her birthday. Greg and Wanda begin to mix business with pleasure while Jarvis pays Danni a secret visit at a motel.Deji LaRay, Thomas Q. Jones, Philip A. Smithey, Derrex Brady, D.L. Hughley
TV-14 D,L,S
8:30 PM
Johnson S2
After Hours
Omar and Eugene take Caleb on a guys trip to the great outdoors which proves to be too much for Eugene to handle. Keith takes beautiful photographs of Jackee for her birthday. Greg and Wanda begin to mix business with pleasure while Jarvis pays Danni a secret visit at a motel.Deji LaRay, Thomas Q. Jones, Philip A. Smithey, Derrex Brady, D.L. Hughley
TV-14 D,L,S
9:00 PM
Shaft
Shaft
Crooked cops on the take, small-time drug lords - for police detective John Shaft, its just another night in the underbelly of New York City, another shift facing down cops and criminals who want him dead and a legal system that thrives on money, not justice.Samuel L. Jackson, Vanessa Williams, Jeffrey Wright, Christian Bale, Busta Rhymes
TV-14 D,L,S,V
11:00 PM
Johnson S2
After Hours
Omar and Eugene take Caleb on a guys trip to the great outdoors which proves to be too much for Eugene to handle. Keith takes beautiful photographs of Jackee for her birthday. Greg and Wanda begin to mix business with pleasure while Jarvis pays Danni a secret visit at a motel.Deji LaRay, Thomas Q. Jones, Philip A. Smithey, Derrex Brady, D.L. Hughley
TV-14 D,L,S
11:30 PM
Johnson S2
After Hours
Omar and Eugene take Caleb on a guys trip to the great outdoors which proves to be too much for Eugene to handle. Keith takes beautiful photographs of Jackee for her birthday. Greg and Wanda begin to mix business with pleasure while Jarvis pays Danni a secret visit at a motel.Deji LaRay, Thomas Q. Jones, Philip A. Smithey, Derrex Brady, D.L. Hughley
TV-14 D,L,S
12:00 AM
Triple 9
Triple 9
A gang of criminals and corrupt cops plan the murder of a police officer in order to pull off their biggest heist yet across town.Casey Affleck, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Anthony Mackie
TV-14 D,L,S,V
2:30 AM
Freelancers
Freelancers
The son of a slain NYPD officer joins the force, where he falls in with his father's former partner and a team of rogue cops.Jessy Terrero, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Forest Whitaker, Malcolm Goodwin, Robert Wisdom, Roger Edwards, LaJessie Smith, Andre Royo, Amin Joseph, Shantel Jackson
TV-14 D,L,V
4:30 AM
The Game S1
Rift And Separate
A minor argument escalates into a major locker room rift between Jason and Malik that affects their playing relationship on the field.Tia Mowry-Hardrict, Pooch Hall, Wendy Raquel Robinson, Hosea Chanchez, Brittany Daniel, Coby Bell
TV-14 D,L
