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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S1
Sweet Home Chicago Part Two
As their visit to Chicago comes to an end, both Bernie and Vanessa learn enlightening truths about their respective parentage.TV-PG D,L,V
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Keep It On The Short Grass
Bernie faces off against Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless during a charity golf match - only to find that his biggest challenge is keeping up with Wanda.TV-PG L
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Goodbye, Dolly
Bernie is determined to make Bryana grow up by making her give up her beloved doll, Precious.TV-PG D,L,V
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Carfool
Bernie forces Jordan to become friends with a nerd at school only to discover, to his horror, that the nerd's boring father wants to be Bernie's friend.TV-PG L
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Mac Local 137
The kids "unionize" - and then go on strike - after Bernie refuses to meet their demands for higher pay when they're forced to complete tasks that go beyond normal chores.TV-PG L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Welcome To The Jungle
When Jordan brings home a three-foot snake as part of a class project, it triggers rancor between him and Bryana and outright terror in Bernie.TV-PG L,V
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Bernie escorts a reluctant Vanessa to a father-daughter dance event. Meanwhile, Wanda's quiet evening at home with Jordan and Bryana turns into chaos.TV-PG D,L
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Tryptophan-Tasy
On Thanksgiving, Bernie gets food poisoning while eating his own personal turkey - plunging him into a nightmarish fantasy world populated by his evil kids.TV-PG L,V
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The United Front
At Bernie's insistence, Wanda gets tough with the kids - until her relationship with them begins to deteriorate.TV-PG L
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Sweet Life
Wanda attempts to change Bernie's eating habits after he's diagnosed with high cholesterol.TV-PG L
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Sin Cup
When Jordan declares that he's Jesus Christ, Bernie hopes to set him straight by forcing him to memorize the Bible. But Jordan gets revenge by convincing Bryana that Bernie's "sin cup" is full - prompting Bryana to destroy some of Bernie's cherished possessions.TV-PG
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Bernie and Wanda go to Wanda's boss' house for dinner, where Bernie finds he can't escape the kids' influence. Meanwhile, havoc erupts when Vanessa babysits Jordan and Bryana.TV-PG L
12:00 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Magic Jordan
Bernie grows concerned when Jordan's obsession for magic tricks shifts to an obsession for Vanessa's friend. Bernie grows nostalgic for his first love.TV-PG D,L
12:30 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Raging Election
When Bernie realizes that other parents play more than a small role in helping their kids with school projects, he decides to complete Jordan's latest assignment without his input. With some help from Bernie, Vanessa is elected class treasurer.TV-14 L
1:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
1:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
3:00 PM
Catwoman
Catwoman
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero.TV-14 D,L,V
5:30 PM
Parker
Parker
A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist.TV-14 L,S,V
8:00 PM
Colombiana
Colombiana
After witnessing her parents' murder as a child in Bogota, a young woman grows up to be an assassin and sets out to avenge her parents' deaths.TV-14 D,L,V
10:02 PM
Mechanic: Resurrection
Mechanic: Resurrection
Bishop's most formidable foe kidnaps the love of his life in order to make him complete three impossible assassinations and make them look like accidents.TV-14 L,V
12:04 AM
Swordfish
Swordfish
A covert counter-terrorist unit called Black Cell led by Gabriel Shear wants the money to help finance their war against international terrorism, but it's all locked away. Gabriel brings in convicted hacker Stanley Jobson to help him.TV-14 L,S,V
2:04 AM
Wild Card
Wild Card
A bodyguard goes after the sadistic thug who beat his friend, only to find that the object of his wrath is the son of a powerful mob boss.TV-14 D,L,S,V
4:04 AM
Mann & Wife S2
One Mann's Junk
Lorraine becomes extra nice when she thinks that Daniel and Toni are putting her in a retirement home. Daniel and Michael give the Lieutenant some tips before his big date…with David's ex-wife (Vivica A. Fox).TV-PG D,L
4:30 AM
Mann & Wife S2
Sick Mann
Toni takes things too far, when she helps Terri get ready for the school talent show. Daniel milks an injury to get pampered by the family.TV-PG D,L
5:00 AM
