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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Father Knows Best?
When Bryana's birth father shows up at the house, intent on being Bryana's friend, Bernie teaches him that what Bryana really needs is someone to discipline her.TV-PG
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Marathon Mac
After calling Vanessa a quitter, Bernie challenges her to finish a 10K race. Bernie thinks Jordan is making body parts out of clay.TV-PG D,L
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
The Big Payback
Vanessa is forced to take a job at Bernie's company after she runs up a debt on his credit cards.TV-PG
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Car Wars
Bernie is convinced that Vanessa is going to end up in trouble with boys after she buys a car. Jordan tricks Wanda into thinking she's driving him and his friends to a comic book convention.TV-PG L,V
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Night Of Terror
Bernie lets Jordan babysit Bryana, but Jordan is more interested in watching a scary movie; Wanda accidentally exposes herself during a charity auction.TV-PG L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
For Whom The Belt Tolls
Bernie shows Wanda how to intimidate the kids with Big Mama's belt. Bernie gets a state-of-the-art home entertainment system.TV-PG L
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Pop Pop Goes The Weasel
Bernie buys a BB gun when a possum shows up at the house. Bernie clashes with Bryana's father as he tries to show Jordan how to barbecue.TV-PG L,V
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Prison Break
Bernie sentences Jordan and Bryana to a prison-like punishment after they misbehave, then begins a CSI-style investigation for clues linking Vanessa to wrongdoing.TV-PG
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Some Church Bull...
Bernie takes the family to a church retreat after Wanda notices that everyone is drifting apart. Wanda tells Bernie she wants a child of her own.TV-PG
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Sorely Missed
Fearing that Bernie's sister will one day return to take the children away, Wanda tells Bernie she wants to officially adopt the kids.TV-PG D,L,S
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fumes Of Détente
After Bernie bonds with Vanessa's friend from Chicago, Vanessa extends an olive branch in an effort to mend fences with her uncle.TV-PG L
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 1
Bernie grows increasingly frustrated as Wanda's efforts to conceive fail time and again.TV-14 D,L,S
12:00 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 2
When Wanda's pregnancy test comes back positive, the kids grow convinced that they're going to be replaced once the baby is born.TV-14 D,L,S
12:30 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fantasy Football
Bernie and Jordan join forces to play fantasy football. Bryana takes an interest in applying makeup after Vanessa throws a makeup party for her friends.TV-PG L
1:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
1:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
3:00 PM
In Too Deep
In Too Deep
A dedicated young cop goes undercover to take down a ruthless gangster.TV-14 L,S,V
5:00 PM
Deep Blue Sea
Deep Blue Sea
In an effort to find a cure for Alzheimer's disease, a doctor implants human brain tissue into sharks but the experiment backfires, producing a horrifying species of killer sharks with the capacity to think like humans.TV-14 L,V
7:00 PM
War
War
An FBI Agent seeks vengeance on a mysterious assassin known as "Rogue" who murdered his partner.TV-14 D,L,S,V
9:30 PM
Transporter 3
Transporter 3
Frank Martin is forced to deliver Valentina, the kidnapped daughter of a Ukrainian government official, from Marseilles to Odessa on the Black Sea. En route, he has to contend with thugs who want to intercept Valentina's safe delivery.TV-14 D,L,V
12:00 AM
Kiss Of The Dragon
Kiss Of The Dragon
A betrayed intelligence officer enlists the aid of a prostitute to prove his innocence from a deadly conspiracy while returning a favor to her.TV-14 L,S,V
2:00 AM
Blindsided
Blindsided
In a New York penthouse, cut off from the rest of the world, a young blind woman fights for her life against two sadistic criminals looking for a fortune in diamonds.TV-14 L,V
4:00 AM
Mann & Wife S1
Undercover Mann
Daniel and Michael go undercover to catch an art thief. Michelle visits and is excited to help DJ with a school assignment, but she has a hard time convincing DJ she's up for the job.TV-PG D,L
4:30 AM
Mann & Wife S2
Mann Up
Toni's cousin comes to visit after another break up and gets set straight by Lorraine. DJ and Trey try to prove their masculinity by participating in a police ride along. Daniel and Michael fight for the Lieutenant's job.TV-PG D,L
5:00 AM
