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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Sin Cup
When Jordan declares that he's Jesus Christ, Bernie hopes to set him straight by forcing him to memorize the Bible. But Jordan gets revenge by convincing Bryana that Bernie's "sin cup" is full - prompting Bryana to destroy some of Bernie's cherished possessions.TV-PG
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Bernie and Wanda go to Wanda's boss' house for dinner, where Bernie finds he can't escape the kids' influence. Meanwhile, havoc erupts when Vanessa babysits Jordan and Bryana.TV-PG L
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Magic Jordan
Bernie grows concerned when Jordan's obsession for magic tricks shifts to an obsession for Vanessa's friend. Bernie grows nostalgic for his first love.TV-PG D,L
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Raging Election
When Bernie realizes that other parents play more than a small role in helping their kids with school projects, he decides to complete Jordan's latest assignment without his input. With some help from Bernie, Vanessa is elected class treasurer.TV-14 L
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie is determined to make it to Las Vegas so he and his friends can watch a big boxing match. But a series of setbacks involving the kids threatens to disrupt his plans.TV-PG L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Pink Gold
Bernie's long-held grudge against joke thief, Chris Rock, boils to the surface when Bernie's agent gets the pair a spot on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Jordan takes measures to infect himself with pink eye when he discovers that Bryana gets to stay home from school.TV-PG L
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Chess Wars
Bernie decides to employ the same strategy used in chess to control the kids, but when Jordan masters the game, he lays a trap and makes his uncle a target in a paintball tournament.TV-14 D,L
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Incredible Bulk
Bernie decides to save money by shopping at a grocery store that sells food in bulk. But when he's unable to restrain his buying impulses, Wanda locks all the food in a shed, forcing Bernie to find a way in.TV-PG L
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Maid Man
Bernie's new maid finds herself at the mercy of the kids - until Bernie gets wind of the situation and encourages her to launch a counterattack.TV-PG L,S
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Nut Job
When Bernie becomes disgusted with the kids and the way they waste their Saturdays, he makes Bryana sign up for soccer and Jordan join the Scouts - unaware of all the work.TV-PG D,L,S
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Meet The Grandparents
When Wanda's parents visit the Mac household, it doesn't take long for their behavior to irritate Bernie.TV-PG L
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Other Sister
When Bernie's sister, Benita, drops by for a visit, Bernie is pleased to see her - until she begins usurping his role as parent.TV-PG L,S
12:00 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
For A Few Dollars More
When Bernie discovers that Jordan has never had a birthday party, he decides to make it a memorable one - only to discover that one of Jordan's classmates is having a birthday party on the same day, forcing Bernie to compete with the boy's spiteful father.TV-PG L
12:30 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S3
Eye Of The Tiger
Bernie is overjoyed when Jordan joins the gymnastics team at school, but his enthusiasm vanishes when he finds out that Jordan is a ribbon twirler.TV-PG L
1:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S02
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
1:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S02
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S02
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S02
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
3:00 PM
Heist 88
Heist 88
A criminal mastermind decides to pull one last job before going to prison and recruits a group of young bank employees to steal millions in a daring and brazen assault on the U.S. banking system.TV-14 L,V
5:00 PM
Bad Company
Bad Company
When a Harvard-educated CIA agent is killed during an operation, the agency recruits his twin brother to take his place.TV-14 D,L,S,V
7:30 PM
Red
Red
When his peaceful life is threatened by a high-tech assassin, former black-ops agent Frank Moses reassembles his old team in a last-ditch effort to survive and uncover his assailants.TV-14 L,V
10:00 PM
Red 2
Red 2
A retired C.I.A. agent reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device.TV-14 D,L,V
12:30 AM
Above The Law
Above The Law
A maverick Chicago cop tracks down ex-CIA operatives who are trafficking drugs and plotting a political assassination.TV-14 L,V
2:30 AM
Brooklyn's Finest
Brooklyn's Finest
Three unconnected Brooklyn cops wind up at the same deadly location after enduring vastly different career paths.TV-14 D,L,S,V
5:00 AM
