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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Goodbye, Dolly
Bernie is determined to make Bryana grow up by making her give up her beloved doll, Precious.TV-PG D,L,V
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Carfool
Bernie forces Jordan to become friends with a nerd at school only to discover, to his horror, that the nerd's boring father wants to be Bernie's friend.TV-PG L
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Mac Local 137
The kids "unionize" - and then go on strike - after Bernie refuses to meet their demands for higher pay when they're forced to complete tasks that go beyond normal chores.TV-PG L
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Welcome To The Jungle
When Jordan brings home a three-foot snake as part of a class project, it triggers rancor between him and Bryana and outright terror in Bernie.TV-PG L,V
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Bernie escorts a reluctant Vanessa to a father-daughter dance event. Meanwhile, Wanda's quiet evening at home with Jordan and Bryana turns into chaos.TV-PG D,L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Tryptophan-Tasy
On Thanksgiving, Bernie gets food poisoning while eating his own personal turkey - plunging him into a nightmarish fantasy world populated by his evil kids.TV-PG L,V
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The United Front
At Bernie's insistence, Wanda gets tough with the kids - until her relationship with them begins to deteriorate.TV-PG L
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
The Sweet Life
Wanda attempts to change Bernie's eating habits after he's diagnosed with high cholesterol.TV-PG L
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Sin Cup
When Jordan declares that he's Jesus Christ, Bernie hopes to set him straight by forcing him to memorize the Bible. But Jordan gets revenge by convincing Bryana that Bernie's "sin cup" is full - prompting Bryana to destroy some of Bernie's cherished possessions.TV-PG
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope
Bernie and Wanda go to Wanda's boss' house for dinner, where Bernie finds he can't escape the kids' influence. Meanwhile, havoc erupts when Vanessa babysits Jordan and Bryana.TV-PG L
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Magic Jordan
Bernie grows concerned when Jordan's obsession for magic tricks shifts to an obsession for Vanessa's friend. Bernie grows nostalgic for his first love.TV-PG D,L
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Raging Election
When Bernie realizes that other parents play more than a small role in helping their kids with school projects, he decides to complete Jordan's latest assignment without his input. With some help from Bernie, Vanessa is elected class treasurer.TV-14 L
12:00 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie is determined to make it to Las Vegas so he and his friends can watch a big boxing match. But a series of setbacks involving the kids threatens to disrupt his plans.TV-PG L
12:30 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S2
Pink Gold
Bernie's long-held grudge against joke thief, Chris Rock, boils to the surface when Bernie's agent gets the pair a spot on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Jordan takes measures to infect himself with pink eye when he discovers that Bryana gets to stay home from school.TV-PG L
1:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
1:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:00 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
2:30 PM
Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."TV-14
3:00 PM
Cookout, The
Cookout, The
After he is chosen as the #1 NBA draft pick by the New Jersey Nets, an athelete signs a contract for thirty million dollars that instantly changes his life.TV-14 D,L,V
5:00 PM
Daddy Day Care
Daddy Day Care
When Charlie and Phil lose their jobs, they become stay-at-home dads and decide to open their own day-care center. These two Mr. Moms soon discover that they have begun their own adventures in babysitting!TV-14 L
7:00 PM
Little
Little
When a rude and relentless tech mogul wakes up as her awkward tweenage self, her long-suffering assistant must help run her company and reverse a curse.TV-PG D,L,V
9:30 PM
Drumline
Drumline
Set against the high-energy, high-stakes world of show-style marching bands, "Drumline" is a fish-out-of-water comedy about a talented street drummer from Harlem who enrolls in a Southern university, expecting to lead its marching band's drumline to victory.TV-14 D,L,V
12:00 AM
Brown Sugar
Brown Sugar
Friends since childhood, a magazine editor and a hip-hop record executive stumble into romantic territory.TV-PG D,L
2:00 AM
He Got Game
He Got Game
A prisoner finds himself temporarily paroled with the promise of a commuted sentence if he can persuade his estranged son, the #1 basketball player in America, to sign with the Governor's alma mater.TV-14 D,L,S,V
5:00 AM
