6:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Laughing Matters
Bernie's bid at becoming a serious dramatic actor is torpedoed when people start laughing at his performance.
6:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Hair Jordan
Bernie takes Jordan to the barbershop to observe other African-American guys and learn how to be a man. Unfortunately, Jordan repeats something Bernie had said about Earl, the barber.
7:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Love Bug
When Vanessa gets a boyfriend, Bernie disapproves - until the boyfriend takes an interest in getting Jordan involved in sports and all things "old school."
7:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
It's A Wonderful Wife
Wanda quits her job when a co-worker is promoted over her, but her presence in the house distracts Bernie as he prepares comedy material for an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show; Jordan arranges for boys to have access to Vanessa.
8:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Family Reunion
Bernie looks forward to a family reunion, but when his relatives get on his nerves, he's happy to return home - only to discover that his relatives have come to the house for a "reunion after-party."
8:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Droobie Or Not Droobie
Bernie plays an evil wizard in a movie featuring Bryana's favorite character, Droobie. When Bernie's character is mean to Droobie, Bryana thinks it's the real thing.
9:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Father Cronin informs Bernie that Jordan has an incredible gift for spelling words, but when Jordan enters a spelling bee competition, he realizes his true passion is comedy. Vanessa videotapes the family for a school project.
9:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Make Room For Caddy
When Wanda says that her parents are having money problems, Bernie decides to buy her father a car - only to find that no good deed goes unpunished.
10:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
When Jordan complains that he has no past, Bernie gives the boy a keepsake and tells him it once belonged to Jordan's father. But the lie soon snowballs until Vanessa stops speaking to Bernie.
10:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
It's Mac-Ademic
Bernie pulls Bryana out of the private school she's attending after he observes the teachers in action and deems their lessons worthless. Wanda tries to stop Vanessa and Jordan from fighting.
11:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
The Getaway
When Bernie's peaceful vacation doesn't go quite as planned, he decides to fly to Vegas to be with his friends.
11:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Easy Rider
Bernie ignores Wanda's concerns and vows to keep his new motorcycle. But a traffic accident prompts a change in attitude, and Bernie becomes overly concerned about the safety of those around him.
12:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Mac-Inations
After claiming it's impossible for him to fall victim to a prank, Bernie thinks he's accidentally poisoned his neighbor's dog and Jordan's pet rat.
12:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Who's That Lady?
Wanda feels neglected when a woman starts hanging out with Bernie and his friends. Jordan and his sisters find the box where Bernie stores the things he's taken from them over the years.
1:00
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In The Cut S5
The Honeymooners
Jay and Cheryl’s honeymoon phase is short lived when Cheryl empties out her storage unit into their condo. Kenny and Smitty become roommates for the weekend.
1:30
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In The Cut S5
Monster In Law
Jay meets Cheryl’s mother for the first time while Kenny reunites with an old friend who goes from houseguest to burden.
2:00
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In The Cut S5
Poker Face
Jay, Smitty and Kenny try to win back their valuables after losing to a poker game. Kenny has to adjust to Angelique’s newfound fame when she becomes an internet celebrity.
2:30
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In The Cut S5
Too Sexy For My Sweats
Jay struggles with accepting Cheryl’s taste in bedtime attire. Percy gains a celebrity client, affecting his normal hours in the salon.
3:00
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In The Cut S5
Dating Soulmates
Jay and Cheryl come across the perfect couple to double date with, until they learn about their criminal past. Percy gives Smitty a makeover while he goes through a mid-life crisis.
3:30
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Fighting Temptations, The
Fighting Temptations, The
A New York advertising executive travels to a small Southern town to collect an inheritance but finds he must create a gospel choir and lead it to success before he can collect.
6:00
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In The Cut S5
Used To Be My Homie
Jay feels out of the loop when Smitty’s old friend comes to town, meanwhile Kenny becomes jealous of Angelique’s male friend.
6:30
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In The Cut S5
Lucky Charmed
Jay buys Cheryl a necklace for her birthday, not knowing that it was stolen. When the police want it back, Jay must devise a plan to return it before she finds out.
7:00
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In The Cut S5
Raging Bully
Jay’s sister visits with a new boo, who just so happens to be Jay’s old bully. Smitty’s barber’s license expires, leaving him in jeopardy of losing it without Kenny’s help.
7:30
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In The Cut S5
Cyrano de Kenny
Jay tries to mend Kenny’s relationship with Angelique by texting on his behalf, which makes things worse. A new fusion food truck is stealing all of Mabel’s loyal customers.
8:00
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In The Cut S5
Slumdog Millionaire
When a scam artist slips and falls in the shop, Jay defends himself in court. Kenny and Smitty’s plan to get things fixed in their building backfires when Kenny’s friend gets too involved.
8:30
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Dreamgirls
Dreamgirls
Deena, Effie and Lorrell form a music trio called the Dreamettes. When ambitious manager Curtis Taylor Jr. spots the act at a talent show, he offers the chance of a lifetime, to be backup singers for a national star. Taylor takes creative control of the group and eventually pushes the singers into the spotlight. However, one becomes the star, forcing another out, which teaches them about the high cost of fame.
11:30
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Beauty Shop
Beauty Shop
A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss after opening her own business in Atlanta.
1:30
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Taxi
Taxi
A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies committed by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers.
3:30
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Mann & Wife S2
Empire State Of Mann
Michael falls in love. Terri's plans to attend college get derailed.
4:00
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Mann & Wife S2
Give That Mann A Stake
Lorraine loses a pearl necklace when the choir members come over for practice. After missing several date nights, Daniel is forced to take Toni on a date, which is actually a stakeout.
4:30
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Mann & Wife S2
One Mann's Junk
Lorraine becomes extra nice when she thinks that Daniel and Toni are putting her in a retirement home. Daniel and Michael give the Lieutenant some tips before his big date…with David's ex-wife (Vivica A. Fox).
5:00
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Mann & Wife S2
Sick Mann
Toni takes things too far, when she helps Terri get ready for the school talent show. Daniel milks an injury to get pampered by the family.
5:30
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Mann & Wife S2
Funny Mann
Daniel and Michael go undercover in a comedy club to catch a criminal. Toni runs for the school board and goes against a mean rival (CoCoa Brown).
