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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Some Church Bull...
Bernie takes the family to a church retreat after Wanda notices that everyone is drifting apart. Wanda tells Bernie she wants a child of her own.
6:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Sorely Missed
Fearing that Bernie's sister will one day return to take the children away, Wanda tells Bernie she wants to officially adopt the kids.
7:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fumes Of Détente
After Bernie bonds with Vanessa's friend from Chicago, Vanessa extends an olive branch in an effort to mend fences with her uncle.
7:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 1
Bernie grows increasingly frustrated as Wanda's efforts to conceive fail time and again.
8:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 2
When Wanda's pregnancy test comes back positive, the kids grow convinced that they're going to be replaced once the baby is born.
8:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fantasy Football
Bernie and Jordan join forces to play fantasy football. Bryana takes an interest in applying makeup after Vanessa throws a makeup party for her friends.
9:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Jordan and a new Jewish friend begin crashing bar mitzvahs. Wanda and Vanessa play a joke on Bryana after she eavesdrops on conversations.
9:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
What Would Jason Do?
Bernie tries to arrange for a devout Christian who has yet to lose his virginity to take Vanessa to the prom. A jealous Jordan resents Bryana after she injures herself playing soccer and is lavished with gifts.
10:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Who's Your Mama?
Bryan helps Bernie while Wanda is away on a business trip; Jordan tries to convince his classmates he's got the best smile in the eighth grade. Girls at school tease Bryana about her flat chest.
10:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Spinning Wheels
Complications ensue when Wanda's little sister, Valerie, throws Wanda a 1970's-themed skating party.
11:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
It's Never As Bad As The First Time
Bernie is shocked to discover that Jordan is dating a cheerleader. In order to have some free time for herself, Wanda lets Bryana hang around Vanessa.
11:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Growing Pains
Bernie and Wanda try to help Vanessa improve her SAT scores, but Vanessa seems more interested in working at the coffee shop. Jordan improves his physique.
12:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Bernie's Angels
After an electric shock sends him to a hospital, Bernie makes an effort to teach the children everything he knows. Bernie gets on Vanessa's nerves when he attempts to use his status as a celebrity to get her into Stanford.
12:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S1
Pilot
Comedian, Bernie Mac, becomes guardian of his sister's three children, only to realize how much constant attention and love they need.
1:00
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
1:30
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
2:00
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
2:30
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
3:00
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Whoopi S01
The Last Dance
Mavis is excited when her former choreographer and occasional lover Tony is in town. However, her plans to continue their relationship are complicated when he reveals his newfound religious convictions that she sets out to undermine.
3:30
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Whoopi S01
No Sex In The City
The poker group throws a wild bachelorette party at a trendy night club to celebrate Soo-Lin's upcoming wedding. But as the night progresses and the bar bill adds up, Soo-Lin begins having second thoughts. Meanwhile, designated driver Nasim is mistaken as Mavis' macho male escort and soon entertains offers of similar employment.
4:00
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Whoopi S01
What Child Is This?
Mavis is pestered by a bratty boy staying at the hotel. But she is forced to play nice as the boy's father, a GOP functionary, offers Courtney a job with President Bush's reelection campaign.
4:30
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Whoopi S01
Don't Hide Love
Mavis' cousin asks to use the hotel for her gay wedding on the same night that Courtney has scheduled a Republican social event.
5:00
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Whoopi S01
The Squatter
Mavis has had the final straw with the dementia-ridden former actress Diana, whose lifetime lease means Mavis cannot evict her without proper cause. Mavis convinces her greedy college-aged granddaughter Brynn to place her in assisted living so she can receive the help she needs. But she becomes guilty after visiting and finding Diana is miserable and mistreated.
5:30
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Queen Of Katwe
Queen Of Katwe
Living in the slum of Katwe in Kampala, Uganda, is a constant struggle for 10-year-old Phiona and her family. Her world changes one day when she meets, a missionary who teaches children how to play chess. Phiona becomes fascinated with the game and soon becomes a top player under Katende's guidance.
8:30
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Major Payne
Major Payne
Major Payne is one mean, lean, killing machine. But now that he's been discharged from the Marines he'll have to adjust to life as a civilian.
10:30
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If Not Now, When
If Not Now, When
Four friends, who met in high school and are bonded by an event, are suddenly forced back together fifteen years later when one of them suffers a crisis. It's a story of love, forgiveness and the incredible bond between women.
1:00
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Mind Your Business S01
I Do, Again
After a client's wedding ceremony leaves the altar without a bride and groom, Alfonso decides to pop the big question, again. Meanwhile, Jordan befriends a deprived stranger whose needs are more than she can handle. Kiki Haynes Guest Stars.
1:30
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Mind Your Business S02
The Parent Trap
Jordan enlists family members to help plan a romantic night when she thinks she overhears her parents talking about getting a divorce, while Aaliyah and Mia become roommates. Guest starring Donna Carroll Crockett, Kiki Shepard, Chaunté Wayans.
2:00
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Mind Your Business S02
The Golden Gears
Alfonso and Kim get caught up with a multi-level marketing scheme and Lucille becomes a lovesick teenager while dating a man in a motorcycle club. Guest starring Dorien Wilson, Kim Coles, Keith Washington.
2:30
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Mind Your Business S02
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
Aaliyah and Mia try convincing Lucille that the owner of a new nearby lounge is up to no good, while Alfonso and Kim deal with AJ's first relationship. Guest starring Donna Carroll Crockett, Bobby Slaski.
3:00
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Mind Your Business S02
The Boy Is Mine
Alfonso tries to maintain his newfound bromance after Aaliyah breaks up with his new friend, while Kim goes the extra mile to inject luxury into their lifestyle to impress the moms of a Black Excellence club. Guest starring Chico Benymon, Wesley Jonathan.
3:30
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Mind Your Business S02
Love Child
Alfonso and Aaliyah's world is flipped upside down when their mother's secret love child comes into town, while Mia tries to figure out who is sending her gifts every hour on the hour. Guest starring Shireen Crutchfield, Larry Williams, Brian Hooks.
4:00
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Mann & Wife S3
Mann, Shut Yo Mouth
Struggling to solve a tough case, an exhausted Daniel falls asleep and wakes up in a 70's blaxploitation cop show.
4:30
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Mann & Wife S1
Here Come The Manns
Daniel and Toni return home after their honeymoon. With their new life, blended family and Daniel's mother all under one roof.
5:00
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Mann & Wife S1
Mann's New Baby
After the family falls sick, DJ's class assignment to care for an automated doll is left in the hands of Daniel. Lorraine substitutes for Toni's class and almost costs Toni her job.
5:30
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Mann & Wife S1
Mann-datory Counseling
After a series of unfortunate events result from chasing a suspect, Daniel and Michael are forced to attend communication therapy. The kids fight for equal rights in their household chores.