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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
When Jordan complains that he has no past, Bernie gives the boy a keepsake and tells him it once belonged to Jordan's father. But the lie soon snowballs until Vanessa stops speaking to Bernie.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
It's Mac-Ademic
Bernie pulls Bryana out of the private school she's attending after he observes the teachers in action and deems their lessons worthless. Wanda tries to stop Vanessa and Jordan from fighting.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
The Getaway
When Bernie's peaceful vacation doesn't go quite as planned, he decides to fly to Vegas to be with his friends.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Easy Rider
Bernie ignores Wanda's concerns and vows to keep his new motorcycle. But a traffic accident prompts a change in attitude, and Bernie becomes overly concerned about the safety of those around him.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Mac-Inations
After claiming it's impossible for him to fall victim to a prank, Bernie thinks he's accidentally poisoned his neighbor's dog and Jordan's pet rat.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Who's That Lady?
Wanda feels neglected when a woman starts hanging out with Bernie and his friends. Jordan and his sisters find the box where Bernie stores the things he's taken from them over the years.
9:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
The Talk
Though Jordan is beginning to show an interest in girls, Bernie refuses to talk to the boy about sex, fearing it will only put ideas in his head.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
That Old Mac Magic
Bernie allows Jordan to appear in a television commercial - only to end up regretting his decision.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
The Five Stages Of Bryana
When Bryana misbehaves, and Bernie doesn't punish her like he does the other kids, Vanessa accuses him of playing favorites. At their wits' end, Bernie and Wanda consult a therapist.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
Bernie suspects that his family isn't doing anything special to celebrate his birthday.
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The Bernie Mac Show S3
Thanksgiving
As Thanksgiving approaches, Bernie is certain Vanessa has chosen him as the subject of a school paper focusing on the person she's most thankful for. But he grows doubtful when Vanessa seems more interested in the teacher who gave her the assignment.
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The Bernie Mac Show S4
Big Brother
Bernie wires the house with hidden cameras when he grows concerned about Vanessa's behavior.
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The Bernie Mac Show S4
Stiff Upper Lip
The school labels Bryana a special needs student after she injures her jaw in a bicycling accident - forcing Bernie to play chaperone on Bryana's field trip.
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The Bernie Mac Show S4
Being Bernie Mac
As Bernie prepares for a live comedy show, the kids prove to be an unexpected distraction.
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
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Family Feud Favorites S01
Family Feud Favorites
Family Feud Favorites ia a compilation of classic and funny moments featuring some of the most popular and memorable rounds from past episodes of the game show "Family Feud."
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Original Kings Of Comedy, The
Original Kings Of Comedy, The
This concert film features four major African-American stand-up comedians.
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Life
Life
After they're framed for murder, two men must learn to get along while serving out their life sentences in a Southern work camp.
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Coming To America
Coming To America
A pampered African prince rebels against an arranged marriage and heads to America to find a new bride.
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Tower Heist
Tower Heist
When a group of hard-working guys find out they've fallen victim to their wealthy employer's Ponzi scheme, they conspire to rob his high-rise residence.
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Whoopi S01
Is Rita Pregnant?
When Rita suspects pregnancy, Courtney panics and gets a second job to afford a ring to propose; Nasim and Jadwiga hope to win Connecticut's Powerball contest.
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Whoopi S01
The Last Dance
Mavis is excited when her former choreographer and occasional lover Tony is in town. However, her plans to continue their relationship are complicated when he reveals his newfound religious convictions that she sets out to undermine.
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Whoopi S01
No Sex In The City
The poker group throws a wild bachelorette party at a trendy night club to celebrate Soo-Lin's upcoming wedding. But as the night progresses and the bar bill adds up, Soo-Lin begins having second thoughts. Meanwhile, designated driver Nasim is mistaken as Mavis' macho male escort and soon entertains offers of similar employment.
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Whoopi S01
What Child Is This?
Mavis is pestered by a bratty boy staying at the hotel. But she is forced to play nice as the boy's father, a GOP functionary, offers Courtney a job with President Bush's reelection campaign.
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Whoopi S01
Don't Hide Love
Mavis' cousin asks to use the hotel for her gay wedding on the same night that Courtney has scheduled a Republican social event.
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Whoopi S01
The Squatter
Mavis has had the final straw with the dementia-ridden former actress Diana, whose lifetime lease means Mavis cannot evict her without proper cause. Mavis convinces her greedy college-aged granddaughter Brynn to place her in assisted living so she can receive the help she needs. But she becomes guilty after visiting and finding Diana is miserable and mistreated.
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Whoopi S01
Identity Crisis
After her credit card is declined, Mavis discovers she has become a victim of identity theft. As Courtney and Rita pressure her to let them help organize her finances, she finds little support from the bank and fends off Rita's attempts to assist her.
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Whoopi S01
Strange Bedfellows
A dating service matches Nasim with someone who looks and acts strikingly similar to Jadwiga. Filling in for Rita at poker night, Jadwiga reveals upon prying from Mavis that her husband has left her. Meanwhile, Rita suspects that one of Courtney's colleagues has hired her as an advisor with ulterior motives in mind.
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Whoopi S01
Sins Of The Sister
When Courtney decides to run for political office, his opponent unleashes a negative campaign that encompasses Mavis.
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Whoopi S01
Pilot
A former singer runs a hotel in New York; the hotel's need for a concierge prompts Mavis to promote her handyman, Nasim.
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Mann & Wife S2
Funny Mann
Daniel and Michael go undercover in a comedy club to catch a criminal. Toni runs for the school board and goes against a mean rival (CoCoa Brown).
